Gulshan Grover in his role of a lifetime

No steamy scenes please!

It’s got to be the most unlikely screen pairing since Roger Moore and Grace Jones in “A View To A Kill”, but Bollywood baddie Gulshan Grover has been signed to play Mexican hottie Salma Hayek’s husband in “The Driver,” the next film from “Sister Act 2” director Bill Duke.

Also in the film are Hollywood biggies such as Will Smith and Whoopie Goldberg, as well as singer Janet Jackson and NBA star Kobe Bryant, all of whom play themselves.

"Since the protagonist will be acting with a range of Hollywood stars,  I wanted to cast an Indian actor with an ability to improvise," Duke told the Indian media.

Will it work? We’re not quite sure!